Originally published at Creeva's World 2.0. You can comment here or there.

Maximum PC recently ran an article titled 50 Skills Every Real Geek Should Have, I wanted to go through and see how I ranked in their skill list. Let’s find out.
1. Name the Connectors - yes I was able to
2. Run your essential apps on a USB stick - no I don’t do this, I could - I just prefer to run everything in the cloud or on my N810 - which is with me most of the time.
3. Straighten Pins on a CPU - I have done this too many times
4. Know the 13 basic HTML Tags - well I kinda know most of them - I use freaking wordpress I hardly need to use HTML and when I do I look it up and hav ethe answer in seconds. Though I do know quite a few by heart that aren’t listed in the basic 13.
5. Get through to executive customer service - hey I read the consumerist.
6. Beat quake in 60 minutes - maybe at one point in time, but I’m not big on FPS games.
7. Build a Hackintosh - I know how, I just don’t the components that seem to work, and I’m a cheap bastard that won’t buy parts just to run OSX - I’ll stick with ubuntu as my alternative OS.
8. Watch TV Online legally - um that’s how I watch 100% of my TV these days.
9. Get around a content filter from a public computer - yes I know how, I’ve helped friends at other companies, it’s not worth it to do it at my own job though.
10. Recite Pi to 23 decimal places - nope - I have no inclination to ever learn either.
11. Replace the controller board on a hard drive - hey I did that once, it’s not a skill that comes up at parties though.
12. Benchmark your computer - really? Is this even on this list? Yes, I was doing this before I fully understood what the benchmarks meant on my 386 DX40.
13. Decorate your room with only printer paper - am I physically in the skill set to be able to do this? Yes I am - would I? No. I’m more likely to decorate with NES cartridges.
14. Securely erase your data so it can’t be recovered - yes I am capable - it would be easier if you encrypted it first though.
15. Get into a windows computer if you don’t have a password - yes I’ve done this quite a few times.
16. Hide data from anyone - yes encryption, hidden volumes, stegnography (which I got bored with in 2001) - I am capable of doing all that - I’m more likely ot share my data then hide it though.
17. Explain what e=mc2 means - yes I would like the e=MC2 with a side of fries please - yes I am capable, but refuse to put in the details here since I want to make it through this list.
18. Abstain from buying extended warranties - I may have bought one, once - it was on something i thoguht it fall apart though - so it’s all good.
19. Use photoshop or gimp - yes I am capable.
20. Use a DSLR in full manual mode - I can - I’m just lazy and prefer it to do the work.
21. Mooch your neighbors wi-fi - my neighbor doesn’t have wi-fi but I’m ready to mooch when they do.
22. Protext your wi-fi - Wep2 currently - For a while I had mac filtering, I hated to keep getting mac addresses from visitors though.
23. Create an animated spray in Valve games - um - I don’t think I’ve played a single one for more then 5 minutes….so this one is a no.
24. Setup RAID - yes I’ve done this a few times over the years for my home network. Now implement Iscsi raid across multiple computers - that’s a challenge.
25. Calculate a Pitchers ERA - no I don’t know how - but I know google will give me the answer quicker then I can calculate it.
26. Run two Operating Systems - um I dual boot currently……
27. Install a hard drive in laptop - done before and some day I’ll do it again.
28. Pull off an elaborate prank - I think have the skill set and knowledge - I just never have - unless stealing street signs as a teenager counts.
29. Rocket jump with a macro - um - I said I don’t really do FPS games - so no I can’t do this.
30. Wire your home with ethernet - um every place I’ve lived with my wife we have had wired ethernet - we even used RG58 at one point.
31. Know the 6 most important linux commands - yes I get command not found when I’m not thinking and run them in windows.
31. Rip your CDs to Flac - we did this for awhile then went back to MP3
32. Stream Music, Movies, Pictures to any TV in the house - I’ve done this before - now we just carry our laptops around - shrug.
33. Install and configure a VM - yes I’ve done this for literally years (maybe even a decade by now)
34. Run multiple monitors - yes I use to dual monitor and run SWG on two different ones at the same time - I’m sad I know.
35. Run hacked firmware on a router - yes liek the rest of hte world I have a hacked linksys router /yawn.
36. Pick a lock - I’m not good at it, but I’ve done it a couple times.
37. Tell the difference between Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb - it’s been awhile but I think I could.
38. Avoid DRM on everything - well streaming video legally that they talked about above seems to contradict this one doesn’t it. However all my local video, music, picutres, and ebooks are DRM free.
39. Download a flash video and reformat it - yes I’ve done this - youtube videos locally stored on the N810 ftw.
40. Get around in DOS - I grew up and DOS and resisted windows for a long time - so let’s just say yes.
41. Rip a DVD to h.264 - yes been there done that.
42. Overclock your PC - yes I’ve done this my pride and joy was overclocking my AMD 133 mhz 486 to 160 MHZ - and it benchmarked and ran like a pentium 133 for half the cost.
43. Use remote desktop - it’s part of my job - so yes.
44. Debate the merits of a star destroyer vs. the enterprise - yes, and the star destroyer would win.
45. Buld your own computer - built too many to actually count - I’m serious to - I worked at a small PC store and we sold hundreds - thousands of machines - so I cna build my own.
In irony they don’t seem to actually have 50 things on their list - so I think most geeks should know how to count also.